redying my hair today wooo
I found this pregnant jumping spider in my house one summer! She has a heart on her back!
i’m gonna have a petticoat ..one day . & it’s gonna be HUGE !
my dad comes up to me this morning and goes “guess what urban dictionary’s word of the day is?” so I was like “what” and he was like “cumberbitch!” and I was oh ok I know that term and he goes “im just so glad they have a term for me now!!”
HE TALKED TO ME
I ALSO MET THIS DALEK AND HE WAS SAYING SOMETHING LIKE “ALL OF HUMANITY WILL BE EXTERMINATED” AND THEN I WALKED UP TO HIM TO GET A PICTURE AND HE LOOKED AT ME AND SAID “EXCEPT FOR YOU. YOU’RE CUTE.”
SO OMG A DALEK FLIRTED WITH ME
“Any ideas for the new park sculpture?”
“How about a giant, metallic octopus attacking a rook?”
ah yes that large muscular man is very attractive but how would he look in lacy lingerie